Don't Worry, It's Safe...

So we woke up this morning to see this (note the ceiling) in the bathroom, except with much more charred ceiling, fire retardant and shattered lighting:

It was kind of cool until we realized that the fire alarm definitely did not go off last night. Makes me feel all cozy inside. So do the guards that seem to do anything rather than, you know, guard the place. Activities include trying to kick each other while on the stairs, talking in groups, playing computer games (receptionists), reciting/singing the Quran, watching TV, and admiring the girls. It sounds like a pretty sweet job.